Mr or Ms Fantastic

So I was talking to one of the cast members who told me he wrote a list of what he was looking for and handed it out to his friends and now he has been with that person for over 20 years. So here are my requirements for Mr. OR Ms. Fantastic (because “Mr. Right” is just not good enough)

Someone with a super chill personality. I don’t want any more crazies. I can’t take it.

Someone who can live the Bohemian life with me. I’m not all that into “belonging” to anyone. I want my freedom. I want to know I can go out, have a damn good time and not have to worry about (s)he worrying. I want to know (s)he is having a good time too. I want to flirt with whoever I want and I want the person I am dating to be secure enough to know that no matter what (s)he is the person I’m going home with. Also I never want to get married. It's just not on my to-do list and I want her/him to be okay with that.

Someone intelligent. I’m tired of dumbing myself down. And my kind of intelligent. I don’t know science and math and I don’t want to. Someone who knows literature and art and theatre. Well. Also a gender person would be AMAZING because I could talk about gender ALL NIGHT.

Someone fun. Someone who goes out and can be the life of the party. Someone who can have fun no matter where they are.

Someone confident. No more insecure people.

Someone who can dance. And dance well with me because I’ve met good dancers who just have terrible dancing chemistry when it comes to me.

Someone with a decent sex drive. But on that note, I don’t want to have sex every night. I want nights that we just stay up all night talking. About nothing and everything.

Someone I can talk to for hours and just get lost in the conversation. Like not even be able to tell anyone what we were talking about because I was just that lost in the moment.

Someone in the arts but no writers and no drummers. Too much noise (drummers). Too much competition and emotions and feelings (writers).

Someone funny. I know that’s dumb to add because most people make me laugh but I just can’t imagine my life without someone who can cheer up. I need that.

Someone who is a “text” person. I love reading. And I love talking about style and choices and I need someone to argue with me and talk with me about this kind of stuff.

Someone who can play sports with me. And sports that I like. I hate football and I hate Frisby. I will not play them. Volleyball and soccer are preferable. There is nothing sexier than playing a game of Volleyball with someone for hours and then grabbing a beer and just talking about life. That’s just so sexy to me (swoon).

Someone I can bring around my friends and just becomes part of the group. I love my friends. And my friends are like my family. And if my friends don’t like you, I don’t either.

Someone who stands up to me. I can be pretty intimidating and I almost daring people to fight back and most people don’t. I want someone who’s not scared of me.

Someone who speaks another language. I really love languages and I wish I had time to learn them all. And I want someone who can push me to do that. I want to live in a household where English is rarely spoken and unfortunately I’m losing a lot of my Spanish and Italian because I have no one to practice with.

Someone young at heart. I am really playful and a little kid. I love kids movies. And I would finger paint if I had time. And color. I love playgrounds and if it wasn’t creepy I’d still go.

Deal breaker: Someone religious. I’m just not and I don’t understand religion for the most part. It’s something that I can’t get into. I respect people who are super religious but I can’t be with someone who is.

Deal breaker: Someone who is super conservative. I am SUPER liberal to the point where I should probably tied to a tree singing folk tales. I’m a major hippie and I just can’t hold back a lot of my political beliefs. Like I’m a socialist. I hate capitalism. I think education, shelter, and food is human right. I think everyone should get the same paycheck no matter what they are doing and the only difference should be the amount of hours put in. I’m a hippie.